Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.