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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.