Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.