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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate