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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.