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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!