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Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.