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Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station