Ox Jokes

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.