Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

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Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

Ox-fam

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.