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Pirate Favorite Restaurant Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arrrrrrby's

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

ARRRby's

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)