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Pirate Favorite Restaurant Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arrrrrrby's

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

ARRRby's

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.