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What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What do you call an extraterrestrial cetacean?

A Whalien.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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