Your daily dose of dad jokes, one mug at a time.
Kim Jong-deux
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
Thank you, Karma gain
Don-key xote
With closed eyes.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Easel-y
An obliga-tree.
A Whalien.
You can't keep a good man down!
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Because it's pretty basic stuff.