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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Quickie Jokes More Quickie Jokes

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself