How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.