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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans