Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
Prom night.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Quarter pounder.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
Kilt
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Coo clucks clan
Clash of Clans
