How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan