One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Another, Juan
The second coming of Jess.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
He's outstanding in his field
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
Kilt
Patio Furniture
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Third grade.
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
