One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Because Polly wants a cracker.
He didn't want to show up for the finals
You only get paid in tips.
He kept looking at his hoes.
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
I'll tell you later.
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
He died.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
A flea's blanket.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
One to get in and one to get out.
Counterfitz
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
The German.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
