How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom