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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.