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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom