What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Neutrino Jokes More Neutrino Jokes

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Penetrate Jokes More Penetrate Jokes

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom