How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

How to end world hunger?

By letting the hungry die.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes