How can if you have a stupid dog?

It chases parked cars!

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

How can if you have a stupid dog?

It chases parked cars!