What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)