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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied