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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...