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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.