Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied