How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Sick Jokes More Sick Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "