How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!