How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.