How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.