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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott MIT-uns

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!