How do hipsters buy their drugs?

By the instagram.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

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What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

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What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem