Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......