One to get in and one to get out.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
The one on the motorbike.
A cub reporter.
To avoid monkey suits
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
