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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Which one is the Irishman?

The one on the motorbike.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback