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How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.