How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."