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How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"