How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"