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How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po