How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.