If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
To stop a kid napping.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement