How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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How do you top a car?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.