How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

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How do you top a car?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

How do you top a truck?

Tep on the brake tupid