Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hugh Heifer

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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I'll post the punchline later.

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.