How do you top a car?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

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How do you top a car?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

How do you top a truck?

Tep on the brake tupid