What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

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The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"