What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"