How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.