Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.