Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who?

Caterpillar a few mice for you!