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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Altright, altright, altright

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Deepends*

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Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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A worm in a fur coat!

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.