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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who?

Caterpillar a few mice for you!