How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill