How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!