Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
She was hit by a bus
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Feyonce
She had a 19" rack.
