Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.