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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.