Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards