What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.