March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.