How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!