How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.