How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod?

Bnh m

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.