How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.