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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.