How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.