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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from