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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.