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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

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