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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.