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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.