What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *