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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!