How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

With a woofie.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.