Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.