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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.