What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers