How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.